《幽默短句子》
句子网络女生网小编为大家整理的幽默短句子句子如下，如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then. Then a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.
2、就在那一刹那，肖申克监狱的每一个人都感到了自由。
3、lai lai
4、There is only so much of fortune a man really neads and the rest is just for showing off.一个人真正需要财富的就那么一点点，其余的都是用来炫耀的，正应了中国的古话：纵有广厦千间，夜眠三尺之地。
5、至尊宝：“想吃唐僧肉就付出一点代价。”
6、世界上有这么多人，可是没有人愿意听我说话。
7、Nobody gives a horse's shit who you are,puss ball.没人在乎你是谁，女里女气的男人，明显的骂人的话。
8、There is an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes.Where they're going. Where they've been.通过人家的鞋可以了解别人很多的东西。(比如要去哪里或去过哪里.)
9、唐僧：“我不会使你为难的，请观音姐姐跟玉皇大帝说一声，贫僧愿意一命赔一命。”
10、至尊宝：“我早就看穿了你的心、肝、脾、肺、肾。”
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