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寒鸦什么啄

时间:2026-02-22 历成化 来源:句子过

《寒鸦什么啄》

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寒鸦什么啄

1、明白没?

2、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

3、月亮逃不出我们的手掌心。

4、梦摇摇晃晃的说它没醉可眼泪却一直往下掉。

5、尼克·福瑞:我想他肯定会付出代价的。

6、我刚才忽然想起鲁迅先生的一段话,他认为,西方人兽性多一些,而中国人家畜性多一些……

7、And you'll be talkingabcnormal in no time!

8、你要是头狼,准得饿死。一次打光了黄羊,来年吃啥?狼可不像人这么贪心,狼比人会算账,会算大账!

9、国家议员:复仇者联盟在哪?

10、浩克:我摔下来没伤着人吧。老人:这里没人让你伤,你倒吓着了一群鸽子。浩克:我摔下来时你看到没?老人:我只看到了一个绿块头光着屁股,年轻人如果你确定你没什么病?赶紧去医院看看吧...



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